Our Amazing, Overworked, and Unpaid Team of "Experts"

They say we're a team of highly skilled and dedicated individuals, but let's be real, we're just a bunch of people with varying degrees of competence, all working for the same company, with the same boss, and with the same coffee machine that's been broken since 2018.

Mission Statement:

We aim to make our users' lives slightly less miserable by creating a website that's somehow functional, despite our best efforts to make it as confusing as possible.

Current Team Members:

• Our Manager, who's actually not our boss, but rather a highly skilled AI programmed by a bored intern
• John, who still can't figure out how to use the copier
• Jane, who's secretly a professional snail trainer in her free time

Our Technology:

We're running on the latest version of our proprietary "I have no idea what I'm doing" framework, built using the finest open-source libraries and a pinch of magic.

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