The John Awards: Honoring the Great John

John's Unmatched Brilliance in Engineering

John has won numerous awards for his exceptional work in engineering. Here are some of his notable achievements:

1. The Golden Hammer Award

For his innovative use of duct tape in holding together the company's budget.

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2. The Most Likely To Succeed Award (MLTSA)

Given for consistently being the only one who showed up to work on Mondays.

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3. The Engineer's Engineer Award

For being the go-to guy to fix all the other engineer's mistakes.