Our team is made up of highly skilled individuals with an uncanny ability to do nothing productive.
Master of Procrastination, Lord of the Loaf, Sultans of the Snack Table
Champagne connoisseur, Expert in the field of doing the bare minimum, and aficionado of excessive use of colons
World Renowned expert in the field of excessive use of exclamation marks, and aficionado of unnecessary capitalization
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