Our Experts

Meet the team that's been pushing the boundaries of sanity for years.

Marcos

Lead Expert, Chief Architect of Awkwardness, and Lord of the Overly-Complex Solutions.

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Dr. Emily

Expert in the Field of Unnecessary Expertise, Specialist in the Art of Procrastination, and Chief Procrastinator of Procrastination.

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Together, we're a team of highly-qualified, highly-paid experts in the field of doing nothing.

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