"I'm not a morning person," says Zorbathius, "but I've been making the world a brighter place since 1976."
View Zorbathius' many awards and accolades Read about Zorbathius' groundbreaking philosophical theoriesMeet Zorbathius, the mastermind behind this operation. When not busy being a visionary, he enjoys long walks on the beach, playing the harmonica, and eating Cheetos.
Our founder is a true original, a trailblazer who has single-handedly shaped the course of history. He's been called a genius, a prophet, and a slightly-less-genius-but-still-really-smart guy who wears a lot of plaid.
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