Welcome to Our Founding Story

In the early 2000s, our fearless leader, Zorvath, had a dream. A dream of creating a website that defied the conventions of the internet, a website that would boldly go where no website has gone before.

Armed with nothing but a vision and a can of spray paint, Zorvath set out to build a digital monument to absurdity. And so, the Meet Zorvath page was born.

Years of coding, designing, and arguing with our team of highly-paid, highly-caffeinated developers went into the creation of this very site. And it was all for the sake of art, or so we tell ourselves.