Our Spinster Team

Balthazar McSpinster

CTO (Chief Tastier Officer)

Balthazar is a seasoned expert in the art of napping. When not busy plotting world domination, he can be found lounging in his favorite spot.

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Penelope Spinster

Director of Snack Acquisition

Pennelope is a master snacker. She has a Ph.D. in Snack Science and can identify a bag of Frooties from a mile away.

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Fluffy Spinster

Director of Chaos Theory

Fluffy is a master of the art of doing nothing. He has a proven track record of turning any project into a never-ending exercise in procrastination.

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