We're not just a team of heroes, we're a team of slightly-above-average heroes.
John is our lead developer. He's been coding since before he could walk. He can recite the entirety of the HTML5 specification from memory, but still can't remember his own phone number.
Jane is our lead designer. She's been known to create entire websites with nothing more than a pencil and a napkin. Her skills are rivaled only by her ability to eat an entire pizza by herself in one sitting.
Bob is our fearless manager. He's been in charge of this team for so long, he's started to think he's actually in charge of the world. He's been known to yell at inanimate objects.