It all started with a group of misfits who stumbled upon a dumpster in the middle of the night. We were drawn to its sleek, modern design and the faint aroma of last night's pizza.
We decided to make it our headquarters, and from there, we began to build our team. We scavenged materials from the surrounding area, crafted our own furniture from discarded trash, and created a makeshift office space.
Our Mission, as we came to call it, was born. We were on a quest to create the most aesthetically-challenged website in the world.
We've been at it for years, pushing the limits of what's considered "beautiful" by the mainstream. Our team's grown to include some of the most talented individuals with questionable fashion sense in the business.
Today, our team is stronger than ever. We've got a solid foundation, a clear vision, and a commitment to making our users' eyes water with our brutal designs.
Our Values are simple: we believe in the power of clashing colors, the importance of jarring sounds, and the beauty of asymmetry.
Meet the Team that makes it all happen.