Team Member 2: The Pongmaster General

The Pong Whiz Kid

The Pongmaster General is our resident expert on all things Pong. They've spent years studying the ancient art of Pong, and their skills are unmatched. They can beat anyone, anywhere, any time.

When not busy dominating Pong tournaments, they enjoy extreme knitting, competitive eating, and collecting antique door knobs.

Join the Extreme Pong Club Meet Team Member 1: The Pong Ninja Meet Team Member 3: The Pong Guru