Meet the Team

Lead Designer

We have a Lead Designer who's secretly a ninja. Don't ask how they do it.

See their ninja skills in action

Head of Jokes

Our Head of Jokes is a stand-up comedian by night. Don't ask about their stand-up name, let's just say it's not a real thing.

Laugh at their jokes, if you dare

Chief of Procrastination

Our Chief of Procrastination is a professional at doing nothing. They're like a productivity black hole.

Learn from their expertise

Our Humor

We're funny. Don't @ us.

Sarcasm is our love language (Note: I made up the team members and their "skills" just for fun. If you want me to change anything, let me know!)