Our Lead Acquirer

Meet our fearless leader, Bob, who acquires things for us.

Our Internal Auctions

Where we auction off our deepest, darkest secrets for the lowest bidder. Don't miss out on the opportunity to own a piece of our soul!

Current Auctions:

• Bidding on Bob's ego for a steal of 500$
• Auctioning off our company's last remaining integrity for 300$

Want to place a bid? Click here to join the fun!

Or, if you're feeling generous, donate directly to Bob's retirement fund.