Meet Our Hero, Bob

About our fearless leader, Bob, who's been running the show since the dawn of time (or at least since last Tuesday). He's been known to eat 37 bowls of Jell-O in a single sitting. He's the one in charge, and you will bow down to his mighty mustache.

Here's a list of Bob's many accomplishments:

• Conquered the world of 8-bit programming in a single weekend
• Single-handedly kept a 3-year-old's pacifier in the air for 4 hours and 22 minutes
• Can recite the entirety of "Hamlet" backwards, forwards, and in iambic pentameter

Want to learn more about Bob's many adventures? Click on one of the links below:

• Bob's Greatest Feats
• Bob's Secret Life
• Bob's Philosphy