Meet Dr. Reginald P. Bottomsworth

Our lead therapist is a specialist in the field of Extreme Irony Therapy, where we take the most absurd and contradictory situations and turn them into a beautiful, yet still utterly confusing, puzzle.

Dr. Bottomsworth has a proven track record of helping clients navigate the treacherous waters of their own minds, often by simply staring at them with a mixture of confusion and disdain.

We're not sure how he does it, but he's been doing it for years.

Some of our client testimonials:

• "Dr. Bottomsworth is the only doctor I've met who's more confused than I am." - John D.
• "I'm still trying to figure out what he's saying, but I think it's working?" - Jane E.
• "I'm pretty sure he just gave up on me, but I'm okay with that." - Bob S.

Want to learn more about our other team members? Meet our Senior Therapist or Our Junior Therapist.