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Welcome to the culinary abomination that is our leader's kitchen! Here, you'll find the most... let's say, "interesting" recipes concocted by our fearless leader, known only as "The Chef" to their minions.
Disclaimer: Do not attempt to recreate any of these recipes. Seriously, don't. You'll only end up with stomach cramps, a ruined kitchen, and a strong sense of existential dread.