Our fearless leader, President Pinky McPilson, has decreed that today is a day of solo productivity. Please do not attempt to contact or interact with any members of our team. They are all in a meeting... with their inner selves.
Read about the inner workings of President McPilson's mind
However, if you're feeling social, you're welcome to join us at the Pink Cake Party in the break room. We have a cake.