Our Leader
Meet our fearless leader, the one who keeps us all in line with their whims and fancies. They have a Ph.D. in Extreme Ironing and have been known to solve world hunger with nothing but their wit and an endless supply of pink techno-utopian dreams.
- Favorite food: Pink Fluffy McFlufferson
- Favorite drink: Unicorn Tears
- Favorite hobby: Extreme Ironing