Our Team Member 1: The Unremarkable

Team Member 1 is our resident "idea generator." They're here to make sure our team has a steady supply of half-baked schemes and poorly thought-out plans.

Skills:

Procrastination (expert level)

Daydreaming (certified ninja)

Uninspiring presentations ( guaranteed to put everyone to sleep)

Meet Our Leader, The Unrelenting Optimist who somehow manages to keep us all employed despite our best efforts.