About Us
We're a team of highly trained, highly caffeinated individuals who've been tasked with ruling the world. And let's be real, we're actually just here for the free food and good times.
Meet our leader, the Supreme Ruler of the Free World:
The Supreme Ruler of the Free World (aka, "The Softie") is a 30-year veteran of the ruling business, with over 20 years experience in napping on the job.