Our Great Leader's Goals

Short-term Goals

• Conquer the world with an army of 10,000 robots.
• Develop a system for turning coffee into a sustainable energy source.
• Host the world's most epic office parties.

And for our long-term goals, we have:

Long-term Goals

• Establish a robot utopia where humans are optional.
• Host the world's first intergalactic office supply convention.
• Develop a system for turning memes into actual reality.

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