We have a team of highly trained, expertly paid lawyers who will argue about the meaning of "arguably" until the sun burns out. Meet our team:
**The Honorable Judge**
Learn more about our lead jurist, who has a PhD in the field of being right.
**Bert the Litigator**
Find out why Bert is the best at getting you in trouble, even when you did nothing wrong.
**The In-House Counsel**
Get to know our team's resident expert in all things boring and uneventful.
**The Arbitrator General**
Meet the one who will decide if you're right or wrong, even when it's not that clear.
**Our Team's Lawyer**
Learn about the one who will bill you for the pleasure of reading this page.
**The Ministry of Redundancy's Lawyer**
Find out why this one is the most expensive and least helpful lawyer on the block.
**The Ministry of Redundancy's Lawyers**
Learn about our team's lawyer's team, because redundancy, apparently.
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