Introducing the "Inflato-Matic 3000", a device that inflates your pants with an endless supply of helium.
Our team of experts (read: our mad scientist, who's been eating too much ramen) have been working tirelessly to bring you this game-changing technology.
But don't just take our word for it! Read what our test subjects have to say:
"I felt like I was floating on air!" - Bob, Test Subject #1
"I tried to fly away, but the tethering system held strong!" - Jane, Test Subject #2
Don't wait any longer, order your Inflato-Matic 3000 today!