Our Marketing Strategy

Our Approach

Our strategy is simple: throw enough saran wrap at the problem until something sticks.

It's a bold plan, but we've got the best team for the job!

Meet our marketing team:

Balthazar McSnazz

Ceo and Chief Sarcasm Officer

Balthazar McSnazz

Baron Von Sarcasm

Director of Sarcasm and Wit

Baron Von Sarcasm

Luna Lark

Manager of Confusion and Chaos

Luna Lark

Our Goals

We aim to:

  1. Make you laugh
  2. Make you cry (tears of joy)
  3. Make you question the meaning of life

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