Meet the faces behind the curtain (but not really behind the curtain, because we're all standing right in front of it).
We're a group of experts in the field of doing nothing, with a combined total of 12 years of experience in not getting anything done.
Our team includes:
Learn more about John's impressive lack of accomplishments
See Jane's impressive list of excuses for not doing anything productive
Witness Bob's extensive collection of half-finished projects
And that's our team. If you're looking for a job that involves doing nothing, we're hiring.