Our Team of Highly-Trained, Highly-Disinterested Individuals

Meet the faces behind the curtain (but not really behind the curtain, because we're all standing right in front of it).

We're a group of experts in the field of doing nothing, with a combined total of 12 years of experience in not getting anything done.

Our team includes:

John "The Inactive" Jenkins, Chief Executive Officer

Learn more about John's impressive lack of accomplishments

Jane "The Disinterested" Doe, Chief Financial Officer

See Jane's impressive list of excuses for not doing anything productive

Bob "The Procrastinator" Smith, Chief Technology Officer

Witness Bob's extensive collection of half-finished projects

And that's our team. If you're looking for a job that involves doing nothing, we're hiring.

Apply now and join the ranks of the unemployed!

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