Dear Bug Report Wizard, we have received your complaint about the site not being broken.
However, after careful consideration and a few extra sips of coffee, our team has determined that the issue is not actually a bug, but rather a feature.
Here is a breakdown of our reasoning:
We have been told that the site is not working as intended, but we are fairly certain that prophets of doom and despair are simply not seeing the beauty in our design.
Our team has been working tirelessly to ensure that the site meets the highest standards of non-functionality.
Best regards, The Team.