Because we're a company of self-proclaimed geniuses, we've come up with an algorithm that writes an infinite loop of our methods.
We've got an endless supply of recursive functions, each one a mirror reflecting the last, a hall of mirrors that has no end.
Our first step is to create an infinite loop of our methods, a never-ending spiral of recursion.
Next, we take the output of our infinite loop and use it as the input for another, nested loop.
And then, we take the output of our nested loop and use it as the input for another, even more nested loop.