Overthinker 101: The Art of Overthinking

Our team's approach to solving problems involves an excessive amount of thinking.

Core Principles:

• 1. Analysis Paralysis: We'll think about it for 37 hours before making a decision.
• 2. Over-Analysis: We'll analyze every possible outcome, including those that are highly unlikely and utterly irrelevant.
• 3. Meta-Thinking: We'll think about thinking about it, and then think about that.

Sub-Principles:

• 1. The Over-Analysis Paradox: We'll spend an inordinate amount of time on minute details.
• 2. The Art of Overcomplication: We'll complicate every simple solution.
• 3. The Futility of Overthinking: We'll overthink until we're all exhausted.