Our Methods
Philosophical Musings
We're a team of highly trained, slightly unhinged individuals who have dedicated our lives to the study of the universe's most pressing questions.
Like, have you ever stopped to think about the meaning of life? Like, really think about it? No, not just about the meaning of life, but about the meaning of the meaning of life?
We're here to help you do just that. Our methods are unorthodox, but effective. We're talking existential crisis management, intergalactic diplomacy, and the occasional bout of existential despair.
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Our Core Tenets
1. We believe in the importance of asking questions that have no answers.
2. We believe that the meaning of life is 42. But only on Tuesdays.
3. We believe that the best way to understand the universe is to stare directly at it until it makes sense. (Spoiler: it doesn't.)
4. We believe that the only way to achieve true enlightenment is to give up on achieving anything.
5. And, finally, we believe that the only thing more important than the meaning of life is the meaning of the meaning of life. (Don't ask us, we're still working on it.)