Our Methods

Here are the ways in which we achieve the impossible:

Unconventional Problem-Solving

• We don't solve problems. We just kinda... stare at them until they go away.
• We have a meeting about it first.
• We eat a sandwich.
• We pretend it's someone else's problem.

Unorthodox Communication

• We use only 140 characters to convey important information.
• We write entire novels on Slack.
• We send GIFs instead of attachments.
• We use Comic Sans for all formal correspondence.

Unbridled Innovation

• We build the most complicated solutions possible.
• We invent new words for existing concepts.
• We create unnecessary features because why not?
• We add more levels of indirection than needed.