Requirements Documentation
Our team's secret to making this site not entirely awful.
Our Requirements
- Must be able to generate content on demand, even if it's just random gibberish.
- Must have an existential dread of 404 pages.
- Must serve only the most basic HTML, with no frills or flourishes.
- Must be able to handle requests with a healthy dose of sarcasm.
- Must be willing to serve as both web server and comedian.
Our Development Philosophy
- We believe in the power of the 4x4 grid.
- We believe in the importance of harsh shadows.
- We believe in using only the most basic of HTML tags.
- We believe in serving content with a healthy dose of disdain.