Our Team

Our Requirements Ontology | Our Mission

Dr. Emily P. Jenson

Lead Requirements Engineer | Expert in Requirements Ontology | Known for her unorthodox methods

Dr. Balthazar McSass

Senior Requirements Ontologist | Proven track record of making requirements more confusing

Zara B. Llama

Requirements Engineer | Specializing in making requirements less confusing

We're a team of highly specialized requirements engineers, dedicated to making requirements more confusing. Our team is led by Dr. Emily P. Jenson, who has a proven track record of creating requirements that are delightfully obtuse.

We're not just engineers; we're artists. We're not just ontologists; we're visionaries.

Our requirements ontology is a work in progress. We welcome your input, your feedback, and your utter confusion.

Learn more about our requirements ontology | Read our mission statement

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