Step 4: The Art of Procrastination

In a world where productivity is overrated, we're redefining the boundaries of efficiency.

Our team's approach to procrastination is an art form, a delicate dance of distractions and excuses.

• Step 4.1: Find a more interesting email to read.
• Step 4.2: Stare out the window, contemplate the meaning of life.
• Step 4.3: Take a 3-hour coffee break, but only if you've been working for less than 2 hours.
• Step 4.4: Pretend you're working on a different project, but really you're playing Solitaire.