Step 4: When the Caffeine Kicks In
Our Methods
We're glad you asked. Here's what happens when the caffeine kicks in:
Our team of highly trained, highly caffeinated experts will:
- Start typing 100wpm on their keyboards while simultaneously solving complex mathematical equations
- Develop a sudden interest in 80s pop music and start belting out power ballads
- Forget what they were doing in the first place and start playing video games
- Write a strongly-worded letter to their coffee machine demanding it produce more coffee
And that's just the beginning.
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