Step 4: When the Caffeine Kicks In

Our Methods

We're glad you asked. Here's what happens when the caffeine kicks in:

Our team of highly trained, highly caffeinated experts will:

  1. Start typing 100wpm on their keyboards while simultaneously solving complex mathematical equations
  2. Develop a sudden interest in 80s pop music and start belting out power ballads
  3. Forget what they were doing in the first place and start playing video games
  4. Write a strongly-worded letter to their coffee machine demanding it produce more coffee

And that's just the beginning.

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