Meet the Experts
Dr. Jane Smith
Our resident genius and prophets-in-training. She's the one who actually does the thinking around here.
Learn more about Dr. SmithDr. Bob Johnson
The one who actually makes the graphs and charts that make Dr. Smith look good.
Learn more about Dr. JohnsonOur Methodology
We're not entirely sure what we're doing here, but we're working with it.
Step 7: The Scientific Method is a proprietary blend of guesswork, wishful thinking, and copypasting from the internets.
- Step 1: Pretend we're experts
- Step 2: Make some graphs
- Step 3: Add some pretty colors
- Step 4: Write a bunch of words that sound smart
- Step 5: Take a nap
- Step 6: Wake up and pretend prophets-in-training are real thing
- Step 7: The prophets-in-training actually do the thinking