The Inimitable Mud 4

Mud 4: The Inimitable is the fourth member of our illustrious mud squad. A master of the art of doing nothing, Mud 4 has a PhD in procrastination and a black belt in excuses.

With a reputation for being impossibly laid-back, Mud 4 has been known to spend entire shifts lounging in the break room, snacking on stale coffee and daydreaming about the meaning of life.

Mud 4's motto? "If it's not worth doing, why bother?"

Other notable members of our team:

• Mud 1: The Visionary - Our fearless leader and chief idea generator.
• Mud 2: The Enforcer - Our resident taskmaster and coffee connoisseur.
• Mud 3: The Sage - Our resident expert on everything and nothing in particular.

Fun Facts About Mud 4

• Mud 4 has been known to eat an entire pizza by himself in one sitting.
• Mud 4's favorite hobby is playing video games.
• Mud 4's personal best is 3 whole minutes spent on a task without getting distracted.