Welcome to our crackpot team of Physicists!

Meet the team members who have dedicated their lives to explaining things that will never be explained!

The Team Members:

• Dr. Emily Quantum, expert on Quantum Mechanics and Occasional Mystic.
• Dr. Bobo Theoretical, Theoretical Physicist and Part-time Professional Wrestler.
• Dr. Lisa Relativity, Relativity Specialist and prophets-of-relativity.com

Each of us is a master of our respective fields, and each of us is a master of the art of being wrong.

Our Research Focus:

The Unification of Pizzas and Theories

Our team has dedicated itself to the study of Pizza as a unified field, encompassing both the crusty and cheesy aspects of the universe.

Visit our sister site for more information: pizzas-of-unification.html or our research paper on "A Theory of Toppings and their Implications on the Fabric of Space-Time": research-paper.html