The Inflato-Bot 3000
A robot designed to inflate itself to alarming sizes, often getting stuck in doorframes.
Features:
- Inflates to 3 times its original size in under 5 seconds.
- Can be used as a makeshift ball pit.
- Has a 50% chance of getting stuck in a doorway and causing a scene.
The Disco-Tron 5000
A music player that only plays the Bee Gees' greatest hits, on repeat, at ear-bleeding decibels.
Features:
- Guaranteed to get you moving, whether you want to or not.
- Comes with a built-in fog machine, because who needs oxygen?
- Has a 99% chance of getting you kicked out of a public place.
Read about the Disco-Tron 5000's numerous complaints filed against it
The Auto-Cook 9000
A kitchen appliance that can only cook one type of dish: burnt pizza.
Features:
- Guaranteed to set off your fire alarm.
- Can be used as a decorative wall hanging.
- Has a 100% chance of causing a kitchen fire, but only on Tuesdays.
Check out the Auto-Cook 9000's impressive collection of burnt offerings