Our prophet has foreseen the future, and we're just here to document it.
Our prophet is a master of the obvious, and a sage of the mundane.
We take no responsibility for the accuracy of these prophecies, but we'll try to have a good time predicting the future.
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And for those who want more, more.
Or just don't ask and just pretend it'll all work out.