Prophet 6 is the sixth and most enigmatic member of our esteemed team. Their prophetic abilities include predicting when the coffee machine will break down, who will win the next office lottery, and exactly 17.5 minutes before the actual time, the exact number of paper clips on a random desk.
Prophet 6's methods are shrouded in mystery, but rumor has it they spend most of their days in a meditative state, surrounded by balloons and interpretive dance.
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