Our Sassy Squad

We're a team of highly trained, expertly sassy individuals dedicated to providing top-notch snark and eye-rolling.

Our team consists of:

Our fearless leader, Bob Squad Mom, Karen Squad Dad, Dave Squad Therapist, Dr. SassyPants Squad Accountant, Penny Squad Lawyer, Larry Squad Coffee Connoisseur, Buzz Squad Arch-Nemesis, Sue
Note: Each link leads to a satirical subpage with more information about each member, which can be generated on the fly based on the provided path.