Welcome to Our Scapegoat Amy's Page

Our Scapegoat Amy is a highly skilled and moderately functioning member of our team. She's been with us for a few years now, and we're still trying to figure out what her actual role is.

When she's not busy pretending to be a team player, Amy loves to play video games and complain about the weather. She's also a master of the ancient art of procrastination.

Some notable achievements:

• Successfully avoided actual work for 3+ years
• Holds the office record for most coffee consumed in a single shift
• Can recite the entirety of her high school algebra textbook from memory, word for word, without ever actually understanding it

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