Our Scapegoat Jane's Failures

• Failed to Learn Math - Apparently, she couldn't even grasp basic arithmetic operations.
• Failed as a Cat Breeder - Who needs 17 cats when you can have 3?
• Failed to Bake a Cake - It was a cake, but it was also a door.
• Failed to Learn to Drive a Managed Tractor - She got lost in the parking lot.
• Failed to Lead a Convincing Workshop on the Importance of Procrastination - Attendance was 0.

And that's not counting the time she tried to "improve" the company coffee machine.