Team Members

Welcome to the team page, where we celebrate our collective failures.

Bertand the Unlucky

Bertand is the guy who always forgets his lunch money, spills his coffee on the server, and still manages to get lost in the parking lot.

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Bertand's arch-nemesis, Bertrand Jr.

Bertand Jr. is the son of Bertand, and he's just as forgetful, but with better hair.

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Our team is like a big, happy family... of losers.

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