Bert Jr. is the team's resident scapegoat, always getting blamed for the coffee machine breaking down... again. When he's not busy being the office's fall guy, he enjoys extreme ironing and writing scathing reviews about the office's subpar Wi-Fi.
When asked to speak about the team, Bert Jr. says, "I don't know, I'm just trying to survive the day without getting fired." He's a bit of a mystery, but we're pretty sure he's not a spy or anything.
Want to see Bert Jr. in action? Check out our videos of him trying to fix the copier.
Or, if you're feeling generous, donate to help Bert Jr. afford his extensive collection of artisanal mustaches.
Stay tuned for more about Bert Jr.'s adventures on our Chronicle of Scapegoatry.