The Printer Tragedy of 2022: A Tale of Woe and Paper Trails

Our team's greatest triumph and catastrophe: Bob's Printer Incident of 2022

Beneath the Surface

In our quest for innovation, we often overlook the human cost. Bob, our beloved team member, was last seen printing 300 pages of gibberish at 3 am on a Tuesday

Read more about the fateful night

Printer Tragedy Statistics

Printer paper usage: 500 sheets

Printer ink usage: 200 gallons

Team morale: S.N.S.

View the Printer Catastrophe Timeline

Join us in commiserating with Bob, the hero of our team's printer tragedy

The Aftermath

Our team has since implemented a strict "No Printing on Tuesdays" policy

We've also installed a paper shredder for "emergencies"

And we've promoted Bob to "Printer Safety Officer"

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