They're not really our friends, but they're with us in spirit. Sort of.
Accused of stealing the office snacks on at least three separate occasions.
Steal Snacks | Gets Suspended
Believed to have eaten the last donut in the break room.
Eats Last Donut | Denied Donut
Accused of secretly controlling the office thermostat to 90 degrees.
Controls Thermostat | Sweats a Lot