The Secret Formulas - Brewing Techniques

Deep within the Neo-Brutalist headquarters, our team of expert brewers has concocted a series of secret formulas that will make you question reality.

Formula 1: The Infinite Loop

This formula will cause your coffee to brew in an infinite loop, making you wonder if it's actually a never-ending cycle of caffeine-fueled madness.

Read more about our Looping Madness

Formula 2: The Time-Dilation Brew

This formula will make your coffee brew at the speed of thought, but only if you think about it really hard.

Learn more about the Time-Dilation Dilemma

Formula 3: The Quantum Foam