Deep within the Neo-Brutalist headquarters, our team of expert brewers has concocted a series of secret formulas that will make you question reality.
This formula will cause your coffee to brew in an infinite loop, making you wonder if it's actually a never-ending cycle of caffeine-fueled madness.
Read more about our Looping Madness
This formula will make your coffee brew at the speed of thought, but only if you think about it really hard.
Learn more about the Time-Dilation Dilemma