Our Secret Formulas | Elixir of Instant Naptimeness
Where the art of napping meets the science of napping.
Elixir of Instant Naptimeness Formula
Our proprietary blend of 99.99% pure caffeine, 0.01% sugar, and a pinch of moonbeams.
- Ingredients:
- 1 part caffeine
- 1 part sugar
- 1/2 part moonbeams
- 1/4 part sleepytime dust
Side effects include: Instantaneous napping, spontaneous smiling, and temporary forgetfulness of all previous activities.