Deep within our R&D department, we have been perfecting the Elixir of Unending Energy for centuries. This mystical concoction has been known to grant its recipients an unrelenting sense of vigor and a slight chance of spontaneous combustion.
Learn more about our brewing techniques or, if you're feeling brave, check out our safety risks for this potent potion.
Side effects may include, but are not limited to: increased productivity, spontaneous outbursts of creativity, and an unshakeable urge to start a rock band. Contraindications: do not take if you are a sloth, a hermit, or someone with a functioning circadian rhythm.
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