Our Secret Password is...

...a series of increasingly complex equations!

Warning: Do not attempt to solve, you will fail.

Dr. Emily Peculiar

Chief Equation Solver

Dr. Peculiar is a renowned expert in the field of extremely complicated math. She is known for her ability to reduce the most complex equations into simple, yet still completely wrong, solutions.

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Bob "The Brute" Smith

Chief Password Generator

Bob is a master of generating seemingly random strings of characters. He is not actually good at math, but he's good at making things that look complicated look even more complicated.

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Don't even try, folks. We're not giving out the password.